Funny Kitchen Towels - Don't Go Bacon My Heart

  • $ 11.99


Kitchen towels, also known as hand towels or tea towels, have long been a staple for birthday and wedding gifts because they are an essential everyday item. I have decided that boring old dish towels just aren’t fun enough and transformed cotton towels into masterpieces of pop culture and kitchen puns. Featured on Buzzfeed for clean freaks that value style, each of these funny hand towels are handmade with love, a touch of music, and a whole lot of absurdity. This towel makes the perfect gift for the bacon lover in your life, or use it to decorate for your Memorial Day festivities.

Product Info:
-Design: Don't Go Bacon My Heart

-Measurements: 18" x 28"
-Made from 100% durable cotton towels and high quality vinyl
-Your Choice of:  Plain Towel or Retro Black Stripe Towel. (See photos for examples)

-Your choice of design color from over 35 color choices. Please list your color preference in the note section at checkout. (See photos for color chart.)

Towel Care:  Please see photos for towel care information.

-Processing Time: Up to 4 business days (prior to shipping).


Be sure to check out more of my other hand towel designs.

I offer discounts on orders of 10+ towels. Please contact us using the Message Us button below for special pricing.

As each of these graphic kitchen towels are handmade there may be slight variations in design placement from those pictured above. Also there may be slight imperfections in the towels themselves such as threads, hems and lines, and fibers. These imperfections do not affect the integrity of the towels and are a natural part of the manufacturing process, lending to the rustic farmhouse look of these towels.

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