Funny Kitchen Towels - Don't Go Bacon My Heart

  • $ 11.99


Kitchen towels, also known as hand towels or tea towels, have long been a staple for birthday and wedding gifts because they are an essential everyday item. I have decided that boring old dish towels just aren’t fun enough and transformed cotton towels into masterpieces of pop culture and kitchen puns. Featured on Buzzfeed for clean freaks that value style, each of these funny hand towels are handmade with love, a touch of music, and a whole lot of absurdity. This towel makes the perfect gift for the bacon lover in your life, or use it to decorate for your Memorial Day festivities.

The purchase of this listing is for your choice of one or more funny dish towels with the following specifications:
-Design: Don't Go Bacon My Heart

-Measurements: 18" x 28"
-Materials: 100% durable cotton towels and high quality black vinyl
-Towel Care: To prevent hand towels from shrinking and to prolong the life of the design machine wash cold and hang dry. Iron on medium on back side of dish towel, with starch if desired.

-Processing Time: Up to 4 business days (prior to shipping). Need it faster? Add Rush Order Service to your order expedite your purchase.

Be sure to check out more of our other funny hand towel designs.

I offer discounts on orders of 10+ towels. Please contact us using the Message Us button below for special pricing.

As each of these graphic kitchen towels are handmade there may be slight variations in design placement from those pictured above. Also there may be slight imperfections in the towels themselves such as threads, hems and lines, and fibers. These imperfections do not affect the integrity of the towels and are a natural part of the manufacturing process, lending to the vintage look of these retro-stripe towels.

For more information on shipping specifications, and international orders (including customer responsibility for import/VAT tax and duty), please review my business policies. By purchasing this listing for either an individual funny towel or a set of gag gifts, the customer recognizes and agrees to all terms and conditions in this product description and our company policies. If you would like to continue to shop for more wedding or birthday gifts, funny dish towels, or hand towels to fit any home décor you may return to The Lillie Pad shop home.

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